orihime-vega:

redwhiteandblueliberty:

*canon

i lol’d

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

(via mattsmjth)

FLOCKA ! FLOCKA !  FLOCKA ! FLOCKA !

(via simplyrissie)

I remember watching this for the first time and literally saying out loud ‘THANK YOU OH LORD’ I HAAAAAAAAAAAATED him.

(via neogohann)

ichinoue:

soutenkisshun:

rn rebloggable version for anon???

i’m crying

Is anon mad tho? Because I’m getting the notion that they’re mad tho.

(via kokoro-beat)

We live by the sun, we feel by the moon.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bogleech:

tonilstark:

condescending-fuckface:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

I never did this and wow I can’t even tell you how creepy this is to me.

I thought I was the only one.

Yeah a huge portion of people have this imaginary traveler or car-chaser.

To this day, even when I’M driving, a part of my mind imagines something is hopping and running alongside the car, dodging or simply chopping through every street sign and telephone pole.

Sometimes I find myself twitching the muscles in my hand or foot with every “jump,” like I’m controlling the being in a video game.

I did almost the same thing too. except it was with the car and not some being next to it. 

my heart actually skipped a beat when i saw this because it literally never has crossed my mind that other people did this too. whoa…

omg i thought i was the only one, she would jump from light to light and never touched the ground. WHAT IN THE—

(Source: whatgoesthroughmyhead, via mattsmjth)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

#Maybe it’s Maybelline

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